First Poll: Do you prefer darkskin dudes, brown skin dudes, or light skin dudes?Now, me being a darkskinned dude who has various preferences depending upon if I'm playing the role of top or bottom, I thought most dudes would vote that they preferred light skinned cats, because honestly, I think light skin is in. It's sad that we look at skin color like the latest fashion trend, but hey, it is our reality so let's deal with what's real; however, all of you shocked me because...
77 percent of the voters voted that they prefer DARKSKINNED DUDES...WOW! No wonder I get so many hits on them damn hook-up sites, I thought that it was just a phenomenon, but I guess chocolate is preferred over caramel, which I definitely understand. Ain't nothing like a darkskinned nigga sleeping up under you day and night.
22 percent said they prefer brown skinned dudes so I realize most motherfuckas want the "HAPPY MEDIUM" and not one or the other...but, surprisingly, there were no votes for lightskinned dudes...why is that? Explain...
Second Poll: How Tall R U?
Now, I am 5'2, so this was definitely an interesting poll for me because I wanted to see how many of my readers are my height...really the only reason why I posted the poll. Well, it seems that none of my readers are as short as me, or at the least, they did not vote, but it seems that the majority of the readers are between 5'10-5'11 with a whopping 44 percent within the 5'10-5'11 range. Wow! So, the tall motherfuckas actually read and respond to my post...that is whats up...I actually haven't topped a taller dude, well, not that tall, but it seems I might need to...LOL. The runner ups are in the 5'6-5'9 bracket with a whopping 38 percent of brothers who read the posts and finally, in 3rd place, are those over 6'0...which is typical for most black men to be tall so no surprises there. But, question, do you find that most tall dudes have smaller penises, not SMALL, but average, over shorter dudes who have bigger dicks? Sup with that...U Tell Me!
Third Poll: Long Term Relationship with A Guy
Now, this really surprised me and it also means that we need to be advocating like them white HOMOS for same-sex marriage. It seems that over 60 percent of the readers would have a long-term committed relationship with a dude instead of a woman, which speaks mounds about our progress in our thought process. We are not subscribing to the traditions that have been established for so many years...the, "...I have a wife, but I fuck dudes on the side..." tradition that is. So, I'm proud to say most of yall are not insecure about being with a dude and that is definitely whats sup.
Fourth Poll: Fuck on the First Meet?
Well, I guess I have the answer to why we have so many issues with STD's. It seems that most dudes will fuck another dude the first time they meet a potential sex partner. And, don't get me wrong, I am not on the "holier than thou" bullshit because I've fucked on the first meet, but as I said in the second article, be careful with your bodies big brus because you only have one.
Fifth Poll: How Often Do You Jackoff?
In the day and age when you can click on pussy and dick, it seems most of yall are taking more than advantage of the selection of pornsites on the net. More than 40 percent of yall said that you jack off at least once a day, now I know I get my morning nutt and my night nutt just about everyday so I can't say too much, but be careful that it's not an addiction. Otherwise, enjoy what I call, "...click on the dick..." Masturbation can be as healthy as that apple you eat once a day to keep the doctor away, but can be as deadly as that prostate cancer you never seen coming. Your dick is a muscle and needs to be worked, but remember, you don't work the same muscle groups day after day after day in the gym, neither should you work your penis any differently (guess I need to learn this my damn self!)
Sixth Poll: Will You Date Someone Outside Your Race?
You all are freaks, that's all I can say...LOL. But, to each its own, fuck who you wanna fuck, just don't fuck because of an inferiority complex you have with other races...that's all I'll say about that! RBG FOR LIFE...LOL!
SEVENTH POLL AND THE MOST INTERESTING TO ME: WHAT ROLE DO YOU PLAY IN THE BEDROOM?
AMAZINGLY, mostly tops read my blog. Wow! I would've thought the opposite, but big ups to the tops, I think it might be because you have fantacies of fucking a 5'2 nigga like myself, but that's just my ego...LOL. You can't get it...it's off limits, especially if you were one of the one's who always fuck on the first meet...LOL. Naw, but on the real tip, I just knew most of my readers would be bottoms for various reasons, but I am most definitely glad that TOPS are holding it down...LITERALLY...LOL...
Eighth Poll: What is your favorite position?
In the words of Jay-Z, "...ha-ha, ha-ha..." and now it gets really interesting! My readers favorite position seems to be DOGGYSTYLE! Now, my favorite position is missionary no matter the role I'm playing because I like to look at your face, kiss you, see your expressions, smell you and listen to you breathe as you fuck or I fuck you, but it seems that most dudes like to just see the ass while they fucking, which is definitely understandable, BUT, what does it say about our issues with pure intimacy---or does it say anything at all. Who knows? But, the second POSITION runner up is...MISSIONARY, so I'm still with you...and I get it. On to the next one...!
Ninth Poll: Swallow Nutt?
CALL ME MR. JACKSON IF YOU NASTY! Well, I'm calling all yall nasty ass motherfuckas Mr. JACKSON! Lol...most of you said that YOU DO SWALLOW NUTT...on a regular basis...please remember the rumors about Lil Kim...LOL. To each its own and again, I am not judging, I've done it once and I've let others do it maybe 3 or 4 or whatever times, but, again be careful big brus...you can get it in your throat, and I'm not talking about the head, I'm talking about what can be transferred thru the head...LOL...keep it safe! BUT, MOST DEFINITELY HAVE FUN...
Last Poll: How often do you have SEX?
I have SEX on average about once every other month...intercourse that is. But, CLEARLY, I am not normal according to how you voted. It seems the average HOMO has sex about once a week, now what I do realize is that in the other poll, most of you said that you are open to having a long-term relationship, so I know that probably most of the votes came from people in relationships or, at the least, have a regular booty call partner who comes thru when needed, so big ups. A happy sex life makes a happier dude...maybe, that's why I'm so grumpy...LOL. Please reference my "bullshit article" and you'll understand...
I like the POLLS, they let me know how you think and I appreciate all of you participating. I WILL HAVE AN ENTIRELY NEW LIST OF POLLS UP AT THE END OF THE WEEK...AS FOR NOW ENJOY THE RESULTS AND CONTEMPLATE ON HOW YOU VOTED...ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR SEX LIFE AND/OR YOUR RELATIONSHIP(S)? I'LL GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF DAYS TO THINK ABOUT IT!
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