To Sir With...Feet?

Sir Lucious Left Foot Has Done It...Again!

Big Boi would like you to know that he has thoroughly prepared a new Hip-Hop dish waiting for your consumption at local musical restaurants such as ITunes, Billboard, Borders...reference the website for possible pick-ups. And, he most definitely put his foot in this one!

The overall taste that inspired this dish is classic American Southern but soft Mexican seasoning with hints of electronica, Jay, that is, bass from the drums manufactured by Synthesizers (copyright 1970's), sprinkles of saxophonic, trumpet, and tambourine, and the main course is Leg of Lyrical Genius. The Sous Chef, Big Boi, would also like the public to know that some other chefs came by to add to the overall succulent flavor of the dish, just to vary the satisfying sounds for your personal pleasure, such as the one and only Joi who hails from the letters ATL, Mr. Sleepy Brown who guarantees you will be so satisfied -ITIS is guaranteed, and what's definitely great for everyone is he went to the T.I.p of the iceburg to bring you a little reformed TRAP flow that accents the Goodies in the dish well with other musical chef Khujo from the Mob.

Once in the musical restaurant of your choice please ask your local attendant for Sir Lucious Left Foot's "Son of Chico Dusty."

I Like It Thicke...!

I have a poll that asks, "...will you date outside your race?" Well, regardless of my vote, I damn sure like it Thicke bru.

Robin Thicke's ultra sultry, debonair, but sweetly masculine falsetto makes me want to find a first date--a dark-skinned, 5'6, curly haired date with a 39in chest that can teach me multiples of 3 by feeling the sides of both his ribs, with thighs that married a leg press and an ass that fucked squats all too well, and a back that rows more than 100, and speaks like Obama during his formative years, and has a heart like the ones we drew for our girlfriends back in elementary school, and a voice that says I have stocks and bonds and a mortgage, and is cultured like the rappers who can speak about the TRAP and the coastlands of Europe, with the swag of a pretty boy who doesn't call himself pretty, and the dick that lands a little over the middle of the ruler just so I can have burgers and beer, smoke one, watch an action or psychological thriller, drift off to sleep, wake up him having laid his head in my lap, kiss innocently on the couch, undress each other slowly to our boxers, move into the bedroom, lay up under each other knowing we're both rock hard but dare not pull it out, and wake up in the morning so engorged that we fuck senseless knowing we don't play by the rules of the one-night stand, but rather the rules of sex in the morning that will bring you back that night...

WAITING FOR THE SUN TO RISE AGAIN--NOTHING LIKE SEX IN THE MORNING!

Porn Site Extra: Ruff Ryder for THUGBOY.COM

Who remembers the Ruff Ryders?

A group of contrabands who knowingly named themselves after a condom used by old heads everywhere dressed in leather motorcycle jackets, gloves, and boots riding on bikes jocking the shirt tail of DMX, my proclaimed "minister of Hip-Hop."

Who remembers the Ruff Ryder tattoos?

Motherfuckas who identified with Tupac, but wanted to honor the Ruff Ryder movement plastered Ruff Ryder across their abs to pay homage to the two...

Who is Ruff Ryder?

An original ThugBoy model who has taken the porn industry by storm, well, not storm, but definitely strong rain and wind, who catches the eyes of gay and bi motherfuckas everywhere and has never sucked a dick, fucked an ass, or got his dick suck by a guy (on cam, we'll say at the least). Even though he's never made a porn feature with more than just him (unless he's stripping for some fellas) he still manages to get booked, interviewed, and offered new deals. Why? Because this ruff ryder isn't the one in the dresser that will definitely get used, but the one in the wallet that's there just in case.

This dude used to make me bust fat nutts back in the day and I want you to be able to do the same!

Enjoy!

Muscle Feature: Roelly Winklaar

I was looking around at some sites the other week when I was in NY when I came across this dude on youtube. Now, I have fallen off my personal fitness agenda for the past couple weeks---well, really, for the past 8 weeks so I needed some inspiration.

I came across this fly ass, light skinned Papito who caught my eye because of the nice ass tattoo sprawled against some tight, flat abs. So, I did my research to see who this dude is and how he got on and my efforts failed. All I can tell you is that he is 69 inches and 270 pounds of mass muscle who obviously loves big cities (loves NY), trains big, and is becoming one of the biggest bodybuilders in the history of the sport.

Rightfully named "the beast," Roelly definitely has mad sex appeal and has a cool ass attitude that compliments it.

So, again, in honor of the short motherfuckas, I give you, Roelly Winklaar.

Porn Star Feature: Deep Threat

"Merc" Promo w/J. Slayer Feat. Deep Threat

If you like a nice size dick, hard little body, and that thug appeal you need to check out Deep Threat. Deep Threat hit the scene back in 2005 making major moves with major porn industry names such as Brian Pumper, Mr. Marcus and he even models frequently for Justin Slayer.

And the boy is nice. Just to hear his voice would make a motherfucka cream. A brown skinned shorty dawned in tatts from the neck down, Deep Threat definitely has the character to be the prototype, dammit, if not the real thing.

As you know, I'm giving honor to all the short and average motherfuckas who got BIG things poppin and this dude right here definitely knows how to pop--and not just cherries bru!

I give you the Porn Star Feature, Deep Threat...

You can check out Deep Threat on PornStarProfiles.

Motherfucka of the Week: T.I.

IN HONOR OF ALL THE SHORT MOTHERFUCKAS WHO DOING BIG THINGS AND REPRESENT WELL, I GIVE YOU T.I., OUR MOTHERFUCKA OF THE WEEK!

66 inches of hardcore rhymes and the swagger of a 6'4 nigga, T.I. has officially made the list of classic Hip-Hop motherfuckas who will be discussed years from now. The lyrical genius who stands tall and speaks like your local Ph.D has seemed to rise through the ranks of Hip-Hop by telling stories of the trap and inspiring other little niggas how to not get trapped.

And, all the while, maintaining a thug appeal with a little pretty boy swag. With a babyface, but a scowl that would frighten your biggest D-Boy he seems to not only express mad thug appeal, but an even more powerful sex appeal. Lightskinned, toned build, nice lips, and strong hands, T.I. has always been a motherfucka who I could call the prototype.

In the words of the story of the Little Red Riding Hood, "...not too big, not too small...but, juuuuuuussssttttt right!"

SHORT VS. TALL

YAHOO! Groups are fucking amazing yo! I get all types of e-mails discussing all types of issues, pics for days, vids for months, and spam for years...LOL. But, its all good but they save me a lot of money on porn and to have some eye candy every now and again is definitely sup.

And, in the words of another member of one of the groups I've joined: "gay, bi, and motherfuckas who think they don't have labels but fuck wit dudes, don't just talk bout fucking and sucking dick, they can have conversations, too."

In one of those conversations these guys were talking about short dudes and are they really attractive and why do men want short men, etc., etc. A great deal of dudes was responding like, "...I love short dudes yo," or "...short dudes are the sexiest, only fuck wit short cats..."

However, for some, they were going on and on about short dudes because they could "...throw them around while fucking," or "...pick them up while they riding," or "...pound little dudes like bitches..."

I AM 5'2 and so, lol, I was taken aback by the post because I think that motherfuckas have the wrong idea about short cats. Do not assume that a nigga who is short will allow you to emasculate them just because you are taller. Do not assume all short guys are submissive bitches who take dick all day and will clean your house. Do not assume that short guys are weak, quiet motherfuckas who will not say shit to you if you buck them. Do not assume that short dudes are not tops--total tops. Do not assume that short men cannot pull MAD PUSSY. Do not assume that short dudes are women in men bodies just because they are smaller.

I have many more "assumptions" but we cannot keep this post rolling forever fellas. But, remember, YOU BECOME THE ASS IN THE SITUATION WHEN YOU ASSUME SHIT ABOUT SHORT DUDES AND PLEASE BELIEVE YOU WILL GET FUCKED!

You can call it the Napoleonic complex, you can call it the short man complex, you can call it whatever the fuck you need to for you to comprehend the idea that short men are just that--MEN who happen to be short.

In the words of my boy Kevin Hart, "...IMMA GROWN ASS LIL MAN AND I WILL NOT BE TALKED TO LIKE THAT!"

LOL...

The Discrete Relationship 6: The Little Things...

My "complicated situation" is thousands of miles away from home, as you already know. And, I've discussed this whole long-distance dynamic in previous posts, but I must say, when you get discouraged and want to say fuck this shit, I can't deal with the long-distance bullshit, that motherfucka does one little thing that makes you remember why you fuck with them in the first place.

I used to be a dude who believed that small shit don't matter. I always thought that big shit mattered--'you let me borrow couple (not a couple, a lot) of dollars until pay day (pay day comes), you don't want it, you say just keep it?--thanks'...or, "...wow bru, i didn't even know you were paying attention when I hinted at the fact that I wanted that computer in Best Buy when we were in the store--thanks." Shit like that is what impressed me. But, as I grow older man I realize it's not what a dude can do for you when it comes to material things and shit, it's about if that motherfucka contributes to your overall well-being. Does he care about and is willing to contribute to your life goals? Does he consider the fact that you are not the nicest motherfucka on bad days? Does he sit back and let you vent when you get frustrated? Does he bring home the brand of beer you like instead of the one he likes when you hang out? Does he give you encouraging words when shit doesn't work out for you--no matter what it is.

I definitely see why my older cousins and older friends always talked about the small shit because it is the thing that will make a relationship of any kind work.

Well, the other day he had pissed me off because he responded to an e-mail I sent a couple of days ago with an attitude. We won't discuss what the subject was but I didn't see a need for the attitude. So, I humbled myself because when you are texting or e-mailing someone they can take your words out of context so I just responded with an "I'm not going to follow you up right now" type of response seeing how he is in a war zone and shit and just talked about what I have going on, some decisions I have to make about school, some choices I need to make about changing careers, etc.

And, when I tell you this motherfucka wrote me back, in only 3 lines, some of the best advice I could have ever heard, even from one of my best friends, I realized that he is a good dude and I shouldn't say fuck it...LOL. He saved himself with just those 3 lines. And, I'm not acting like I'm holier than thou, I am pretty sure he feels the pressure himself and wants to say fuck it, but in all honesty, I think we both do "small things" that keep us connected, keep us tied mentally.

That's what is most important...and I will say to you, if you trying to land a dude, it's the small things and if its ONLY the big things that impresses him, maybe you need to be on another path trying to impress another motherfucka who can get over the superficial yo.

And, it's always important to hold ur dude up...